Alucard and the Jello Eating Contest

So my friend Kaze was showing me a youtube on a laptop at the mouth of Meylston lane (which is vaguely where I live) and as we were watching it, I sort of got drawn into the youtube clip itself which made for a rather interesting trasition between dreams.

The clip was of Dracula or Alucard drinking from some poor chick's neck. When he realized I was looking over his shoulder, he turned and glared at me snarling, "Do you mind?" I apologized awkwardly and wandered around the room idly. It was a very nice, very roomy hotel room with a large window on one side that reached from the floor to the very high ceiling. Moonlight was coming through it making odd shadows on the floor as Alucard gnawed on said chick.

Later in the dining hall, Alucard was challenging his fellow vampires to a green Jello-eating contest. He was winning but then news broke that the enemy vampire army of ghouls was approaching. His apparent second-in-command was franticly begging him to take action but all Alucard said was,
"I'm almost done..." and continued eating his Jello.

The ghouls started smashing through the windows and attacking us but Alucard was still eating Jello. I tapped him on the shoulder gingerly and said, "D'ye think maybe you should do something?"
Alucard sighed and said, "Fiiine."

The shadows around the room took on a life of their own and began brutally attacking the ghouls... there was blood and guts and dismembered limbs flying in every direction. I got spattered in blood. When it was all over, Alucard sat back down and resumed eating his Jello, pointing his spoon at the rest of us, "Anyone else?" Apparently there were no takers for the eating contest.

I wandered out into the hallway to escape all this madness but then the floor turned into a sort of slope which I slipped on and then slid down all the way into a pool of water. It was like someone had wrinkled the linoleum hallway and then filled it with water. It was rather bothersome because I felt like I was drowning but then I remembered I was a vampire... and didn't need air.
Then I woke up.