Monday 24th
So... somehow I ended up on the bridge of the USS Starship Enterprise. Instantly had a phazer or two aimed at me and I had to explain to Captain Kirk who I was and how I got there... which I honestly had no idea but I felt like I was late for class so I politely said, "Excuse me, sir." and left through the sliding door.
I proceeded down the long hallway, my arms full of binders and books, until I came to my old Math Class and took a seat. I then had to explain to my math teacher (who was a hardass) why I was late... he began to reprimand me and, as most school-anxiety dreams go, the rest of the class began to make fun of me because (of course) I had apparently forgotten to get dressed before coming to school (because that could totally happen in real life), however, instead of whimpering in shame when I realized I was buck nekkid, I got up and pushed over his desk sending papers flying everywhere. Effectively giving my teacher the finger, I then sauntered out and went back through the sliding doors to the Starship Enterprise.
When everyone on the bridge looked up I smirked and put my hands on my hips.
"Could someone lend me a uniform?"
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